The Girl Is a Tomboy

Michelle Rodriguez has found herself yet another ass-kickin’ part to throw herself into, don’t you know, don’t you know.

The Furious Seven star is set to star in Tomboy, A Revenger’s Tale – which is too much of a title, but, then again, no one asked me.

M. Rod will be playing a – Hot Trend Alert! – hitwoman in the movie. A hitwoman who used to be a hitman.

See, the actress’s character will have fallen prey to some gangsters who got a rogue surgeon to turn him into a she, probably thinking that that would neuter his lethality. Which, of course, it doesn’t.

Rodriguez’s Avatar co-star, Sigourney Weaver, will portray the doc.

Betcha things don’t end well for her.

Photo: People.com.