Not a Touchdown, M!

Madonna’s video for “Give Me All Your Luvin’” has dropped – and it pains me to say it sooo coulda been so much more epic.

I mean, the football theme is laid on so thick (mmm, I wonder why...). And the Queen is not rockin’ a distinctive new look. What up with that? (Although I do L-U-V the blondshell moment and wish she had built a story around that.)

Take a look-see:

M, lose Megaforce’s number. Forgive Jonas Åkerlund for working with Lady GaGa, and get him to cut you another clip. He would never give you a baby doll prop....