Kylie Does America

After more than 20 years of teasing, one of Australia’s prime exports, Kylie Minogue, is coming to America for the very first time this fall for a six-date tour that’s surely going to do wonders for gay traveling.

Of finally – finally! – visiting with her stateside fans, the petite powerhouse said, “it was now or never,” and promises her show will include lots of hits, which will be remixed and are not embarrassing for her to perform at all (hear that, Madge?).

Of one thing we can be sure, she said: “There’ll still be the razzle-dazzle, don’t you worry.”

Now add Miami to your schedule, Kylie, and I won’t.

Photo: People.com.