It's Like, No, You’re Not Fine

Dear L2,

You know I love you long time, but your DUI arrest over the weekend bummed me out.

Seriously – get it together. Or at least hire yourself a driver. Really, though, the fastlane can be fun, but you’re like, throwing your career down the toilet. And you have your hand on the flush handle.

You need to slow it down. I mean, you’re closing in on Madonna when it comes to movie bombs. You have to get yourself a real manager and you have to focus on your career.

And clubs are like snow flakes; they’re all pretty much the same. Do you really have to go to one every night? Remember…less is more.

Don’t disappoint me.

XOXO

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