Just Because Pt. 98

So Calvin Harris has done it again.

Nah, not just score another hit with “How Deep Is Your Love” featuring Disciples but share another abstastic shot of his modeling work for Emporio Armani.

Nice, no?

Off to the gym now. Forever.

Photo: Idolator.com.

Just Because, Pt. 97

It has been a long time since I shared a pic of Prince Harry being cute just because and s---.

But here we are.

You know, since it’s like, summer and all. Which this week meant rugby time for the prince, for something called Inspire Suffolk.

Keep it up, Your Highness!

Photo: DListed.com.

Just Because, Pt. 96

And now, a reminder of why you should get Zac Efron (in the off chance you do not).

Ya welcome.

You can totally see how this situation moves on the big screen when Efron’s new comedy Townies Neighbors opens next May.

Meanwhile, check out the trailer for the actor’s JFK assassination drama Parkland, which is opening on Sept. 20.

Photo: JustJared.com.

Just Because, Pt. 95

Dear Sandra Bullock and George Clooney,

You two looked like such a gorgeous couple at the Venice Film Festival premiere of your upcoming Gravity earlier this week.

Please, consider doing us all a favor and date.

Just a thought.

I mean, look at yourselves.

Swoon much?

Photo: UsMagazine.com.

Just Because, Pt. 94

You go, Aubrey Plaza, with your of red-Speedo-wearing man candy.

The Parks and Recreation funny girl has a bit of a hit on her hands with the coming-of-age comedy The To Do List right now and the cover of the latest of Cosmopolitan for Latinas, the spread of which features Plaza surrounded by, well...y’all have eyes.

Some girls have all the luck.

In all seriousness, though: Good goin’ on breaking through, young lady.

Photo: UsMagazine.com.

Just Because, Pt. 93

And now, for my first imaginary play – again, what follows is fiction – I give you a didn’t-happen exchange between John Travolta and David Beckham at the opening of the Breitling flagship store in London last night.

John: “OMG, so nice to see you, David! So...since the Kelly and Posh are home, will show me how Beckham...bends it?”

Becks: [Polite giggles] “No chance, girl. I like my shish kabob without the bob. See ya inside, mate.”

John: “Oh you tease!”

And scene.

Photo: People.com.

Just Because, Pt. 92

A hot video of hella H-O-T Henry Cavill has surfaced, and it shows him doing something hot: working out.

You minds of gutter – you probably thought I meant a sex tape.

Pause to picture that....

And we’re back.

C’mon – we all know Cavill’s be-all-you-can-be-style routine helped Man of Steel soar to smashing success at the box office this past weekend.

Now let’s break the Internet watching that over and over.

Update: Click here if you wanna get a deconstruction of this news à la BuzzFeed.

Just Because, Pt. 91

Yo, Marvel – can you hurry up and cast Derek Theler in something?

Anything will do.

The breakout star of ABC Family’s Baby Daddy is clearly on brand.

And a total ham. Like, total (delicious-looking) ham.

Photo: listal.com.

Just Because, Pt. 90

Alicia Keys is on fire, alright.

Check. Out. Smokin’ mama a couple of nights ago, performing in L.A.

H-O-T!

I’ve always liked this girl, ever since the first time I saw her on TRL back in the early oughts, and came to adore her in 2005 when she gave me more than a couple of minutes on the red carpet (which was white, actually) at the MTV Video Music Awards in Miami.

Girl – you gotta bring your “Set the World on Fire Tour” to Peru while I’m here.

Photo: People.com.

Just Because, Pt. 89

Oh I’m sorry, Steven Pasquale.

Sorry your NBC Jekyll & Hyde-inspired show Do Not Harm got the ax after only two poorly watched showings.

’Cause you hot. You som’in’ to be seen.

Calling Central Casting!

Photo: Examiner.com.

Just Because, Pt. 88

Isn’t Max Greenfield just the cutest thing?

My, yes, he is. Gwyneth thinks so, and so do I, even though I don’t really watch his TV show, New Girl.

Anyway, there the actor was last week, looking all sporty and s--- when he taught a for-charity SoulCycle sping class in West Hollywood last week.

Raise your hand if Greenfield ain’t the kind of guy you just want to take home to mom and dad.

Now put your hand down – you’re doing as a blog says, you randy beeyotch.

Photo: People.com.

Just Because, Pt. 87

How cute and stylish did David Beckham look running around London earlier this week?

Very!

That’s all.

Well, that, and where was Becks off to in such a hurry? To pick up a few of those new dressing gowns from his H&M bodywear collection to give away, perhaps?

’Cause I’d take one (off him).

Photo: People.com.

Just Because, Pt. 86

OMG.

So Justin Theroux can rock a pair of jorts poolside (GTS) and an ATV (while on holiday down in Mexico)?

Jennifer Aniston did good.

So, so good.

Photo: UsMagazine.com.

Just Because, Pt. 85

Dayum, Nicole Kidman’s looking bettah than evah – or, well...you know...better than she has in a while – thanks to Mario Testino.

The Oscar-winning actress was shot by the famed photographer for the new issue of V magazine now that she’s promoting The Paperboy, right.

And, well...dayum.

Nice, huh.

Photo: UsMagazine.com.

Just Because, Pt. 84

Uh...can Tom Brady be the cover boy for every magazine from now until the end of the year, please?

I mean, look at him.

And like, VMan can’t possibly have all the fun, right?

Photo: UsMagazine.com.

Just Because, Pt. 83

I am dying looking at this picture of DILF Matt Bomer walking around New York City with his twin boys.

Like, I’m dead.

The actor’s husband is a lucky man, indeed.

Photo: UsMagazine.com.

Just Because, Pt. 82

My, my, Liam Hemsworth – you sure know how to work the sexy into the most casual of looks, huh, boy.

It’s not often a bright skull cap, a shirt that gets windblown just right, jeans, and thongs (as I’m sure the Aussie refers to his flip-flops) just come together so nicely.

You made L.A. handsomer, kid. Well done.

Photo: UsMagazine.com.

Just Because, Pt. 81

How did I ever miss this photo of Michael Fassbender?

Evidently, it was part of a session the Fass did for Obsession magazine.

A little lower next time, guy.

Photo: SocialiteLife.com.

Just Because, Pt. 80

There’s a smooth criminal roaming the streets of Bangkok, and his name is Ryan Gosling.

The actor’s been in Thailand for the past few week working on a new movie titled Only God Forgives, which I understand is the reason he took up mixed martial arts...and why he looks extra-yummy these days.

I mean, Ryan – those guns (have mercy)!

Photo: People.com.

Just Because, Pt. 79

How freaking H-O-T did Chris Hemsworth look going to lunch in L.A. earlier this week?

Dayum, blondie!

Dayum.

Photo: People.com.