The Becks the Sex(iest)

What...a sexy, obvious, vintage, easy to choice to make, People.

David Beckham has been named the Sexiest Man Alive for 2015. Because clearly.

While some may argue that the Becks is years overdue for the honor – the guy has proven he has what it takes to wear the crown on and off the pitch, time and time and time again – all I have to say is better late than never.

Seriously, this couldn’t have happened to anyone more deserving.

Sorry, Justin Timberlake, Idris Elba, Jussie Smolett, and Jake Gyllenhaal – maybe next year!

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When Kevin Hart Met the Becks

OK – this is kinda funny.

I don’t live or die for Kevin Hart – I think the guy is funny in small doses (no pun intended) – but I do have a thing for David Beckham.

Yeah, right. Who doesn’t.

Anyway, Hart has joined the Becks in the ranks of H&M models; the two are hawking the company’s upcoming fall campaign together, and it features a short film in which Hart shadows the footballer day and night, for his is set to play him in a forthcoming biopic. For realsies – watch:

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Clever.

It’s a New Day, It’s a New Chance to See Becks Strike a Pose

’Tis the time...for a new eye-grabbing campaign, courtesy of the David Beckham-bodywear-for-H&M operation.

Loving the Posh-just-f---ed-me hair, Becks.

Very sexy.

Photo: UsMagazine.com.

Becks Does Swimwear

Happy Monday, y’all.

Enjoy the sight of David Beckham’s new situation for H&M – he’s branched into swimwear, yo!

And of course Becks would include a white-briefs selection. Boyfriend loves himself a nice snug pair of white briefs.

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Becks Thinks He Is Worthy of Pitt

If they ever make a film based on David Beckham’s life, David Beckham thinks Brad Pitt should play him.

Well…kinda sorta.

See, Becks was recently asked who would be his top choice to portray him in a biopic, right, and the retired footballer said, after a little pressing, that Pitt would be “the obvious choice.”

Oh really?!

“I’d like Brad to be playing me,” Beckham said. “Him or Leonardo [DiCaprio – duh]. One of the two…or Bradley Cooper. They’re not bad-looking guys.”

Someone thinks quite highly of himself.

And rightfully so.

And, hey, Angelina’s skinny enough to play Posh, so it works!

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Sir Becks?

As if David Beckham needs further help becoming more desirable.

The guy has been nominated for a knighthood!

Indeed, the new face and body of Belstaff, could be getting his bona fides as a Sir as a stocking stuffer this holiday season.

Which means his wife Victoria could soon be known as Lady Posh Beckham.

Hottest Knight of the Realm Alert!

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Becks Hits the Roof In His H&Ms

We love it when David Beckham shoots a commercial for his H&M bodywear line.

’Cause we dirty.

And because it means a new TV spot is a-comin’. Which Becks most definitely just shot, as the retired footballer was spotted running on top of some building in his undies for precisely that reason.

Loves it.

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Becks/Leather Does Leather/Becks Good

Damn – David Beckham looks hot in leather.

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Thank Goodness Becks Kept His Underwear Job

Well did I call it or did I call it.

Remember how, back in May, I said that David Beckham may have been retiring from professional football, but that there was no way he was gonna stop dropping trou to hawk underwear?

I was right.

And here’s the proof: a first look at Becks’ new fall campaign for his H&M bodywear line.

Thank you, David! Just keep doing what you’re doing.

Photo: TooFab.com.

Update: Click here for more Becksliciousness.

Just Because, Pt. 93

And now, for my first imaginary play – again, what follows is fiction – I give you a didn’t-happen exchange between John Travolta and David Beckham at the opening of the Breitling flagship store in London last night.

John: “OMG, so nice to see you, David! So...since the Kelly and Posh are home, will show me how Beckham...bends it?”

Becks: [Polite giggles] “No chance, girl. I like my shish kabob without the bob. See ya inside, mate.”

John: “Oh you tease!”

And scene.

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Does This Means Becks Will Model Underwear Full-time?

Not a goal.

David Beckham has announced plans to hang his cleats and retire from football (soccer, whatever you call it) at the end of this season, which he’s spending playing with Paris Saint-Germain.

“I feel now is the right time to finish my career, playing at the highest level,” the 38-year-old British hero told the Associated Press.

Sounds smart enough. And, hey, this frees up more time for Becks’ other passion, underwear modeling.

I’m sure Beckham’s brood will be happy to have him around more – smile, Victoria! (If you can.) And he will tour the globe promoting the sport until he’s blue in the face.

This one thing is for sure, though: the guy’s going to be courted hea-vi-ly to come on an American network as a commentator during next summer’s FIFA World Cup in Brazil.

Photo: DailyMail.co.uk.

Beckham Got Back

Holy!

Leave it to David Beckham to make the formal footballer look happen while on visit to the Beijing Guo’an Football Club last week at the invitation of the China Football Association.

And look at that ass.

Sorry. Why dress the peacock – and why mince words when admiring a bubble butt as fine as Becks’.

Just look. At that. Ass.

Photo: DListed.com.

Update: Awww, also, while in China, Becks totally slipped and ate it out on the pitch. And he showed off his big ol’ tat on the side of his torso, too.

All good, man. All good.

Undies-clad Becks in the 90210 Alert!

Remember that David Beckham-for-H&M Guy Ritchie-directed commercial I brought up last month, the one that sparked the question of whether the footballer stuffed the junk in his trunk?

Well, it’s mother---in’ here. And it’s more of a short, actually, one that finds Becks running around Beverly Hills in his unmentionables (to the right, to the right!).

It’s a good thing.

Enjoy!



Quick Q: Does this qualify for an Oscar in 2014? ’Cause it ought to be considered on mass appeal alone.

Just sayin’....

Becks Goes to Paris

À bientôt, L.A.!

After almost six years as part of the L.A. Galaxy and thus the American zeitgeist, David Beckham announced he is headed back to Europe and joining the Paris Saint-Germain soccer team. Wife Victoria and their children will remain based in London so the kids can stay in school without interruption.

Oh, and get this: Beckham’s salary for his five-month contract is rumored to go as high as more than a million dollars a month – and the guy with the world’s most famous bent is donating it to a Parisian children’s charity.

Awww: hot, talented, and philanthropic....

Atta man.

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Just Because, Pt. 87

How cute and stylish did David Beckham look running around London earlier this week?

Very!

That’s all.

Well, that, and where was Becks off to in such a hurry? To pick up a few of those new dressing gowns from his H&M bodywear collection to give away, perhaps?

’Cause I’d take one (off him).

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Does the Becks Stuff His Stuff?

Bite your tongue, Daily Mail – David Beckham is all that and a bag of potato chips.

Not that the paper disagrees: It’s just suggesting that the Becks’ bag is just a tad overstuffed.

I think Imma gon’ have to look at the pic at right for a good, long while to decide.

Oh, and if you want to get a peek at Beckham’s bum on the set of his new Guy Ritchie-directed H&M bodywear commercial, then you gotta click here like, now.

Sooo cute.

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So Wanna Be In Becks

Holy golly, David Beckham sure loooves to get our attention.

Earlier today, the footballer unveiled his new bodywear line for H&M in London.

To mark the debut of the range, the powers that be and Becks also had a nice, very life-like silver statue of the guy that fans could pose for photos with, thankyouverymuch.

In fact, underwearistas and David Beckham fans alike in San Francisco, L.A., and New York will have the chance to snap a pic with the shiny doppel, for those are some of the lucky cities blessed with one.

Now, can we talk about the obvious? The Becks looks beyond-smokin’ with that mustache, huh.

Photo: DailyMail.co.uk.

Becks the Torchbearer

And here we thought David Beckham was going to be completely left out of the London Olympics.

Nah – Becks made the games happen for London, so it’s only fitting the guy should have a big part to play.

And he did: the footballer officially ushered in the 2012 Olympiad tonight by riding down the Thames on a speedboat to the Olympic Stadium with the Olympic flame on board.

Yeah, son – that’s how David Beckham do!

Photo: UsMagazine.com.

No Bending Needed

Talk about a snub.

David Beckham, one of the highest-profile advocates of London getting the Olympic Games this year, has not been invited to play with the British soccer team at the Olympiad.

Clearly, it can’t be because dude’s no spring chicken: Becks may be 37, but he still plays – and looks! – hella fine.

Oh well...fine. Hell just have to remain stateside and give us something to talk about as he practices with the L.A. galaxy and sets trends for facial hair.

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Stached

That chameleon of looks David Beckham has re-invented his hotness once again.

The footballer peeled off his jersey to reveal that stud bod of his at an L.A. Galaxy game over the weekend, right – no big whoop there (I mean, the strip tease, not the man). But the act gave photographers just more reason to snap away, and thus ensure the folks who would care about this kinda thing see this kinda thing

And what that may be?

A new mustache!

Yup, Becks is rocking a...no, you know what? Imma keep classy and just say I bet Victoria Beckham is loving it.

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