Your Roared, Now Rise

Two sneezes after reinserting herself she was like, pulled back in to participate in the Taylor drama (GTS, honey), Katy Perry has dropped a new single.

The single of the upcoming 2016 Rio Olympics, no less.

Titled “Rise,” the song is already available on iTunes, and it sounds like gf wants this to be her “Frozen” moment. Except Madonna knew what she was doing, and the Queen did it better.

This? This ain’t even “Roar.”.

Yeah, that was bitchy. But I am in a bitchy mood right now. Because life, clearly, has to go on.

It has to, in the face of such tremendous brutality.

Photo: Instagram.com/katyperry.