The Royal Beard Does Good

Prince Harry’s #RoyalBeard is still turning heads.

And doing good while at it!

The RUILF took out his beard for a veterans charity walk in England earlier today, as part of his work on behalf of Walking with the Wounded.

Swoon!

Photo: People.com.

Prince Harry’s Little Prince’s Best Dressed!

Is it me or is the Vanity Fair 2015 International Best Dressed List playing a game of Go Spot It!

I mean, Prince Harry is on the list, so, obvs, there is a photo of Prince Harry within the magazine’s pages, and, Oh my, is that Prince Harry’s little princess in this pic?!

And, hello, does the prince go commando under his formals?! (To the right, to the right....)

Am I right!

Mmm...lemme be real for a moment: Like, is that really for thing real, or did Vanity Fair Photoshop a penile situation onto that pic in order to create a potentially viral situation?

Photo: VanityFair.com.

Running from the Dead

#ICYDK, Fear the Walking Dead is coming to AMC this summer.

And here is your first look at some of the action the show will serve up. Check it out:



That, btw, is Frank Dillane (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince).

The young British actor plays the high school-aged son of either Kim Dickens or Cliff Curtis on the show. And it looks like he will be among the first in his family to meet the walkers. Or whatever they call ’em out in L.A., which is where the companion series will be set.

Update: Here’s another tease, this time featuring Kim Dickens starting to realize something is coming.

Single, Studly, and Available

Duh.

Of course People magazine would pick Joe Manganiello as the hottest of Hottest Hollywood Bachelors.

I mean, right?

But if there is one person to credit – or blame, depending on your POV – for the honor going the way of the Manga-beast that would be Amal Alamuddin. You know...George Clooney’s attorney-fiancé.

(That smarty-pants bitch ruined everything!)

Now, as to why the True Blood star and director of La Bare is still on the market (the guy reportedly split with his model-gf this past spring), he claims it probably is because he’s just too hot to handle.

I know you are, dude.

“I am part Sicilian,” Manganiello told People for its special issue, which also feature Jared Leto, out singer-songwriter Sam Smith, Usher, Ricky Martin, and, Prince Harry (natch). “I am passionate. I am a hot-blooded person. If you don’t like spicy, then maybe I’m not for you.”

Now you know, ladies and gents that think you got a shot.

Photo: People.com.

Just Because, Pt. 97

It has been a long time since I shared a pic of Prince Harry being cute just because and s---.

But here we are.

You know, since it’s like, summer and all. Which this week meant rugby time for the prince, for something called Inspire Suffolk.

Keep it up, Your Highness!

Photo: DListed.com.

The Ginger Tweets

FYI: Now you can totally tweet-hit on Prince Harry!

Well, no. Not really.

The RUILF has not joined Twitter – but he did play on the social medium yesterday, when he sent out a tweet from @InvictusLondon to draw attention to the upcoming Invictus Games 2014.

Always giving that guy!

The Harry-launched games, btw, allow wounded and disabled servicemen and servicewoman to compete in Olympic-style games.

The Invictus Games will be held in London this September.

Photo: UsMagazine.com.

Now That’s How You Make Toilets Sexy

Hey, remember how last summer we were finally treated to a full-on, if brief, shot of the Skars-cock on HBO’s True Blood?

Well, its owner, Alexander Skarsgård, will not have us forgetting about it.

Which is why he musta taken this pic while he was down in the South Pole (with Prince Harry!) just last month, participating in the Wounded’s South Pole Allied Challenge as the celebrity patron of Team America.

I never wanna see anyone sitting on the toilet – ever.

But, man, for a dude like Skarsgård, one can and will make an exception.

Photo: NYDailyNews.com.

Scott Eastwood Gives Good T&C

Last year, Scott Eastwood became and overnight sensation with a simple spread in Town & Country.

This year, the actor’s on the cover of the magazine’s Top 50 Bachelors Issue (sorry, Prince Harry).

You know what…enough!

Enough of this covered-up pics.

Vanity Fair, the ball is on your court: Give us a shirtless Scott Eastwood, in jeans, coming out of the water on some Malibu beach the first chance you get this spring.

Photo: People.com.

A Different Kind of Global Warming

O.

M.

G.

Both Prince Harry (rocking a loverly beard) and Alexander Skarsgård were just down in the South Pole?!

I mean, I knew, the man with the Skars-gaze (look at it!) was participating in the Wounded’s South Pole Allied Challenge as the celebrity patron of Team America – but I don’t think I’d allowed my brain to imagine the two would meet, let alone be photographed together (as they were earlier this week).

These two together should not be allowed, let alone down in friggin’ Antartica!

Photo: Towleroad.com.

Here Comes the Bride Pippa

Royal (By Association) Wedding in 2014 Alert!

The Duchess of York better be in the mood to plan a wedding.

No, RUILF Prince Harry and I aren’t – but Pippa Middleton is.

Indeed, Kate’s kid sister reportedly is engaged to her banker-bf of 15 months, Nico Jackson. The guy reportedly asked for her hand in marriage while on holiday in India earlier this month.

This is gonna be such a show.

Photo: E! Online.

Rockin’ Prince

Prince Harry, you didn’t think you would be the only royal having a swell time this week now, did ya?

Or getting his party on – in like, life – in style.

That musta been what the Brits thought when they saw Prince William rocking along Jon Bon Jovi and Taylor Swift – who could not have been more enthused about being there, in typical Swiftian fashion – at this gala the would-be king hosted at Kensington Palace in aid of Centrepoint, a homeless charity, last night.

Man, did Wills just score himself some points.

Photo: TheDailyBeast.com.

Is Antarctica Melting Yet?

Watch out for rising sea levels: Prince Harry has arrived in Antarctica!

As planned, the RUILF made it down there late last week to participate in – Hot Charity-doer Alert! – the Wounded’s South Pole Allied Challenge.

The world’s most coveted ginger and his teammates will be racing teams from America and Canada on a 200-mile, sub-zero course over the next few few weeks, to raise awareness for wounded soldiers.

Can’t wait to see those pics!

Photo: People.com.

Prince Harry’s Working the Pole

I could keep him warm.

RUILF Prince Harry is on his way to Antarctica this weekend for the Wounded’s South Pole Allied Challenge, a five-week-long journey to raise awareness for wounded soldiers. Look at how happy he looked at the kick-off event in London yesterday.

OMG, could we love him any more?

Dude sure makes being charitable look hot.

Photo: People.com.

A Cute Royal Snap

Prince George Alexander Louis is a prince for the modern era, alright.

The firstborn son of Prince William and Princess Kate struck a pose – with a little help from his parents, natch – for his second public photo op today, just a few days short of his turning 1 month old.

Courtesy of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, and taken by Kate’s father, Michael Middleton (your move, Prince Charles!), there’s the pic you see at right, and another of the happy trio surrounded by a couple of Middleton family pet dogs.

Cute, huh.

Now...where are the pics of that RUILF Prince Harry holding his nephew?

C’mon, guys – throw us a bone.

Photo: UsMagazine.com.

Introducing Baby Cambridge

And after a little more waiting, we finally met Baby Cambridge, Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge’s firstborn son.

The trio made its first public appearance outside St. Mary’s Hospital a few moments ago, around 7:15 p.m., London time.

After their quick visit with the world, during which William said the baby has Kate’s lips and, thankfully, way more hair than he does, the happy family left the hospital for Kensington Palace, with William placing his son in the car seat and driving home himself.

Welcome to the modern monarchy, yo.

Oh, btw, the prince said that they are still working on a name, and that he hopes we can all get back to normal now.

Good luck with that, kids. Now we want a pic that hot uncle of his holding the baby.

Mmm...Prince Harry, holding Baby Cambridge.

As if that guy needs any more help getting tail.

Oh, and in case you were wondering, Kate, looking a tad overwhelmed but ever gracious, wore a bespoke creme de chine Jenny Packham polka dot light blue dress for her public debut as a mum (polka dots...just like Princess Diana wore when William made his grand debut outside St. Mary’s 31 years ago).

Photo: Instagram.com/themartinharo.

Update 1: Hey, speaking of Diana, what if they name the baby Spencer? That would be a nice way to honor Wills’ mum.

Update 2: Click here for up-close pics of the new pride of Britain, y’all.

Update 3: And the baby’s name is...George Alexander Louis.

Hottie Harry Does America Again

Get excited, ladies and gents who like gents because here comes Prince Harry.

Uh oh, said his granny.

Not! (Well...maybe.)

It’s true, though: Hottie Harry is coming back stateside, in May, for a six-day trip that will include visits to Colorado, D.C., and New Jersey, where he will stop by a spot of the state badly ravaged by that bitch Sandy, as well as an end-of-trip charity polo match in Connecticut, on May 15, to benefit his Sentebale organization.

Sounds like it’s gonna be all work, work, work for the guy (a stop in New York will serve as an opportunity for the prince to promote all that the U.K. has to offer) – so don’t expect any Vegas-type shenanigans this time round, OK.

Whipped much?

Photo: TheSun.co.uk.

Prince Cooker

Jeez, and I here I was thinking Prince Harry couldn’t get any hotter.

The royal put on his best Paddington Bear apron to attend a cooking class during a visiting to the Kananelo Centre for the Deaf in Lesotho, Africa, yesterday. And – you know it – he was a hit.

HRH cooks!

And that’s hot.

Photo: People.com.

Update: Urgh, now he’s just showing off.

On top of the aforementioned, Prince Harry went and paid tribute to his mother, the late Princess Diana, during a speech he gave at this Sentebale gala in Johannesburg, South Africa.

Atta mama’s boy!

Let Me Be Hard on You, Harry

Prince Harry’s taking responsibility.

Hard.

Indeed, the world’s top bachelor wants us to know that he gets the interest in his life, alright, and that his wild-on-the Vegas strip scandal from last summer was a shame – “a classic example of me probably being too much army, and not enough prince.”

However, he also points out that he sort of expected a certain level of privacy.

And he is right.

He was in a private area, and he should have gotten it, not have him bum splashed on the front page of every website and newspaper for us to enjoy.

Don’t worry, dude – and don’t punish yourself too harshly. It was a cute tush, and I bet your grandma wasn’t all that peeved about the whole thing. Grandmothers get a kick out of their grandkids’ shenanigans.

Photo: People.com.

Most Wanted

My, my – who else would it be.

Prince Harry has been named top of the tops when it comes to bachelors for 2013 by Town & Country magazine.

I know that’s a real magazine and all, but I kinda felt like I was reenacting that bit in Notting Hill when I typed that just now. Y’ know, the one in which Hugh Grant whips out the first magazine name out of his head to interview Julia Roberts and the best he comes up with is Horse & Hound.

Anyway, wanna know why the magazine likes him? ’Cause he’s a bad boy!

Well, duh.

“He’s the wild-card royal, the naughty one, the one who goes out with rah women, hangs out with a fast crowd, downs too many drinks, and goes home at the wrong moment. That’s why we all like him best. He might not possess a towering intellect – he was a lackadaisical student at Eton, and he skipped university to go to Sandhurst, the English equivalent of West Point – but he is cooler and more appealing than his older brother, sweet as William undoubtedly is.”

Evidently, Harry’s also more eligible and wanted than bachelor emeritus George Clooney since he beat the actor to the No. 1 spot.

And as handsome as Clooney is, I bet the prince also has a cuter tush. In fact, we know that.

Photo: People.com.

Busted in the Buff

Radar magazine once had us imagine what Prince Harry would look like scantly clad – but now the royal has taken it upon himself to flaunt his crown jewels himself.

Man, you gotta love Vegas.

That’s where the prince was earlier this week, hanging with Ryan Lochte, and, evidently, taking girls back to his suite for games of strip billiards.

Unlucky for him, he doesn’t seem to have had much look handling the big stick.

Lucky for us, someone in his party had a camera phone handy (although, really, what a s---ty thing to do to the guy).

Oh well, let this be a lesson, ginger.

Photo: TMZ.com.