So Sweet

Rolling Stone has named Madonna’s “Sticky & Sweet Tour” the tour of the year.

“Madonna muscles her way to Number 1!” said the magazine.

“Unlike the Federal Reserve Bank, Madonna presided over a fiscally phenomenal year, launching the highest grossing tour of 2008 – and the biggest tour ever by a solo artist. [The tour was expected to gross $282 million after concluding in Brazil in a couple of days. That’s a lot of candy.]

“We’re also pretty sure she could kick Fed Chief Ben Bernanke’s ass in a fair fight.”

In view of a job well done, I bow.

Photo: Madonnalicious.com.