Sherlock Hotness

Looks like Guy Ritchie didn’t walk away with just a cool $76 million (that’s a lot of Kabbalah Water!) in divorce settlement money from his soon-to-be-ex Madonna – he also walked away with an obsession for all things buff.

How else could you explain the look he has Robert Downey Jr. going for on his upcoming Sherlock Holmes?

Ritchie’s grittier take on the famous sleuth arrives in theaters next year.

As for this year, although it had been speculated that he and the former “missus” would spend Christmas together for the sake of their kids, her rep has said, “Madonna will be spending the holidays in London. But, it is doubtful she will be spending it with the ex.”

So much for a Christmas miracle.

Photo: E! Online.

Update: Did Liz Rosenberg, Madonna’s longtime mouthpiece, speak out of turn when she said Guy Ritchie would walk away with at least $76 million in the couple’s divorce settlement? Does someone need to have her antennas checked?

In a Dec. 17 joint statement, the singer and the director said that, “We have tried to maintain a dignified silence regarding the details of our divorce for the last few months whilst accepting the obvious media interest.

“A misleading and inaccurate statement, specifically in relation to the sums of money involved, was wrongly issued to AP this week.

“The financial details of the settlement will remain private, save to say that both of us are happy with our agreement. Our primary concern, like any co-parents, is the care and well being of our children.”

Thread carefully, Rosenberg!