Jimmy Kimmel Has Made the Switch

“Don’t get mad. Get even.”

Whomever said that surely didn’t say it anticipating the age in which a comedian would tell her boyfriend she’s “f---ing Matt Damon!” on his own TV show, only to have him respond a few weeks later by telling her he’s, well…“f---ing Ben Affleck!”

That’s just what Jimmy Kimmel did on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night, in response to girlfriend Sarah Silverman’s revelation that for the past five years she and Damon have been...doing it, “on the bed / on the floor / on a towel by the door / in the tub / in the car / up against the mini-bar.”

Kimmel, knowing that he couldn’t just do a send-off of Silverman’s song, went all out, recruiting not only Damon’s BBF Affleck, but also Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate, Don Cheadle, Macy Gray, Josh Groban, Huey Lewis, Joan Jett, Pete Wentz, and Robin Williams, among others.

The result was hilarious, and I’d say Silverman and Kimmel are pretty even now...although she has the edge since she told him off first.

Photo: People.com.