The List, Pt. 56

In: MTV Video Music Award nominee Adele, whom I’m seeing tonight when she kicks off a six-night residency at the Staples Center in L.A. in support of her “Adele Live 2016 Tour.”

So Five Minutes Ago: Not seeing Adele.

O-V-E-R: Resisting Adele.

Photo: DigitalSpy.com.

The List, Pt. 55

In: Clowning about.

So Five Minutes Ago: Brushing it off.

O-V-E-R: Messing around.

Photo: NewNowNext.com.

The List, Pt. 54

In: Formations, as in #formationgoals.

So Five Minutes Ago: Squads (sorry, Taylor!).

O-V-E-R: Going at it alone.

Photo: MTV.com.

The List, Pt. 53

In: Madonna, Queen of the Road.

So Five Minutes Ago: Dismissing the Queen of Pop.

O-V-E-R: Saying M is over.

Photo: SFGate.com.

The List, Pt. 52

In: Shia LaBeouf as music video star (see him in the clip for Sia’s “Elastic Heart”).

So Five Minutes Ago: Shia LaBeouf as troubled star.

O-V-E-R: Shia LaBeouf as wannabe art star.

Photo: HighSnobiety.com.

The List, Pt. 51

In: Bagging on Blake Lively’s Preserve.

So Five Minutes Ago: Mocking GOOP.

O-V-E-R: Not having your own lifestyle website. Hello!

Photo: Preserve.us.

The List, Pt. 50

In: Getting asked, rather in awe...and complete with taking of a step back, if you’re Lindsay Lohan.

So Five Minutes Ago: Getting called Taylor Swift.

O-V-E-R: Waiting for Season 2 of Orange Is the New Black.

The List, Pt. 49

In: Scott Eastwood, easily, obviously Hollywood’s latest shirtless wonder.

So Five Minutes Ago: Matthew McConaughey (let’s face it: he will always be the original…but right now, it is time to cover it up and campaign, campaign, campaign – the year of the McConaughey must appear a most respectable proposition, after all).

O-V-E-R: Shirts.

Photo: Instagram.com/scotteastwood.

The List, Pt. 48

In: The edgy pixie (still!).

So Five Minutes Ago: The Karlie.

O-V-E-R: Long hair.

Photo: HollywoodReporter.com.

The List, Pt. 47

In: “Release yourself!”

So Five Minutes Ago: “Release the World Engine!”

O-V-E-R: “Release the Kraken!”

Photo: Warner Bros.

The List, Pt. 46

In: “Release the World Engine!”

So Five Minutes Ago: Release Man of Steel already please!

O-V-E-R: “Release the Kraken!”

Photo: Warner Bros.

The List, Pt. 45

In: New Englands punter Zoltan Mesko.

So Five Minutes Ago: Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe.

O-V-E-R: Not knowing what a punter does – because, clearly, they do so much (for the gay community their fans).

Photo: Towleroad.com.

The List, Pt. 44

In: Amy Poehler.

So Five Minutes Ago: Mindy Kaling.

O-V-E-R: Tina Fey (at least until she drops something new like it’s hot, yo).

Photo: BostonHerald.com.

The List, Pt. 43

In: Advocating for equality like Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe.

So Five Minutes Ago: Bullying pro athletes – or anyone – into staying in the closet (let people be!)

O-V-E-R: Hate.

Photo: TruthWinsOut.com.

The List, Pt. 42

In: Deacon Claybourne.

So Five Minutes Ago: Miles Matheson.

O-V-E-R: Capt. Marcus Chaplin.

Photo: TVgasm.com.

The List, Pt. 41

In: Rob James-Collier.

So Five Minutes Ago: Dan Stevens.

O-V-E-R: Brendan Coyle.

Photo: Out.com.

The List, Pt. 40

In: Sigourney and Carla.

So Five Minutes Ago: Glenn and Rose.

O-V-E-R: No lady is ever over.

Photo: Metro.us.

The List, Pt. 39

In: Brendan Hansen (in spite of this).

So Five Minutes Ago: Ryan Lochte.

O-V-E-R: Michael Phelps.

Photo: OddStuffMagazine.com.

The List, Pt. 38

In: Azealia Banks.

So Five Minutes Ago: Nicki Minaj.

O-V-E-R: Dismissing female rappers.

Photo: Style.MTV.com.

The List, Pt. 37

In: The Hemsworths (there’s a third brother, and his name is Luke Hemsworth, and he has his own brand of Aussie hotness, and he’s coming to America).

So Five Minutes Ago: The Fannings.

O-V-E-R: The Gyllenhaals.

Photo: MoviesAndTVHistoryGuy.com.