The Last Strut

As promised, Gisele Bündchen is officially done catwalking around the world.

The Brazilian bombshell has walked her last runway – in Brazil earlier today, for Colcci...at São Paolo Fashion Week – with her husband, Tom Brady, cheering her on from the front row, natch.

And then the fashionistas wept a single stylish tear.

La Bündchen, 34, has revealed that leaving the runway behind ultimately came down to her listening to her body.

“Automatically my body tells me if what I do is worth it,” the supermodel told a Brazilian newspaper in the days leading up to her final walk, “and it asked to stop.”

Not worry, though: Girlfriend ain’t goin’ nowhere, for she definitely plans on keep on starring in several campaigns and on paying mind to other projects she has for herself.

Photo: UsMagazine.com.

Update: And speaking of Brady.... How cute is his post-show gush about his wife?

Done Catwalking

I never thought this day would come.

Gisele Bündchen is hanging up her high heels. Her runway-walking high heels.

Indeed, the Brazilian bombshell – FYI, is the world’s highest-paid supermodel – is reportedly done with the catwalk and will walk her last runway during São Paolo Fashion Week next month.

A fashion era truly is ending.

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Gisele’s the One That Chanel Needed

Chanel can breathe now: Gisele is here.

Indeed, Gisele Bündchen is officially the new face of Chanel No. 5 now that that her campaign for the perfume – which includes a dramatic short film co-starring hot Dutch Michiel Huisman that was directed by Baz Luhrmann and is soundtrack by a Lo-Fang cover of “The One That I Need” – has been unveiled.

Check it out:



Now, that is how you hawk Chanel No. 5, Brad Pitt.

Gisele to the Rescue

I think we can all agree that Brad Pitt’s 2012 campaign for Chanel No. 5 was a ridikolous bust, right?

So leave it to the powers that be to (finally) call upon Brazilian bombshell-supermodel Gisele Bündchen to come and clean up that mess with a new campaign.

’Cause she’s amazing.

Bündchen reportedly already shot a new ad for the iconic perfume, in Sagaponack, N.Y., under the direction of Great Gatsby helmer Baz Luhrmann, so we probably should start seeing what that situation will look like in the first few magazines of the fall season.

Photo: Modelinia.com.

Gisele Sings!

She struts, she stuns...she sings?

Is there anything Gisele Bündchen can’t do?

The Brazilian bombshell is the face and body and entire situation of H&M’s new fall campaign – to the point that she is also (raspily) singing a cover of The Kinks’ 1964 ditty “All Day and All of the Night” to accompany the media blitz.

La Bündchen’s version of the song will be available on iTunes and the retailer’s website beginning on Sept. 12, with proceeds from the single going to UNICEF.

We Get It, Gisele...

That bitch!

That’s exactly what I say every single time I see a woman who just had a baby and is wittingly or unwittingly flaunting her post-pregnancy bod in front of everyone on the street, at the beach, at the office, at the store, wherever – and I’m a boy.

I do usually follow with a wowza, to be fair.

Hey, if you got it....

Which is exactly what Gisele Bündchen is doing on the cover of Vogue Brazil’s June issue. Evidently, the Brazilian bombshell was photographed for the magazine by my compatriot Mario Testino like, two months after giving birth to her daughter Vivian.

And there she is.

Damn, girl! Damn.

Photo: UsMagazine.com.

Introducing Miss Universe 2013

Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen are stunning – and the mofos make cute babies together.

And the supermodel’s a proud show-off: Girlfriend posted a pic of her family’s latest addition, daughter Vivian Lake, on Facebook earlier today.

OMGwyneth, and that baby is a pretty little chubster. And she’s big! She’s easily going to be quite the bombshell like her mama when she grows up.

Touchdown! Well done, you two.

Photo: UsMagazine.com.

Football’s New It Girl

Belated congrats go out to Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen, who welcomed baby girl Vivian Lake into the world a week ago today.

The little one joins big brother Benjamin, 2, and half-brother John, 5, from Brady’s previous situation with actress Bridget Moynahan.

“She’s a beautiful girl,” proud poppa Brady has said.

Well, duh, dude – have you looked at yourself and your wife?

Photo: Vogue.com.

Hot Mama Coming Through

New York Fashion Week got off to an unofficial start last night when Fashion’s Night Out: The Show brought out the lot of the world’s top supermodels to a runway that snaked around Lincoln Center.

New mama Gisele Bündchen was among the catwalkers strutting their stuff at the event, which drew out Gossip Girl fashionistas Blake Lively and Leighton Meester, Bar Refaeli, and Vogue editrix Anna Wintour, natch, among others.

Fashion Week officially kicks off on Friday, which is the same day Fashion’s Night Out is set to take over the Big Apple. Events are scheduled to take place across the country – Bal Harbour, I’m a-comin’! – and major fashion hubs around the world.

Photo: People.com.

Belle of the Ball

Last night’s annual Costume Institute Gala at the Met in New York City was fashion napalm – look at me with my Jessica Simpson reference.

Seriously, though, the ladies turned it up for the occasion, with Blake Lively (pictured here) stealing the evening from the seasoned clotheshorses around her in a super-hot Marchesa mini. The color was a little too last year’s event, but the Gossip Girl star still looked sooo a-freakin’-mazing!

My second best dressed pick would have to be Kerry Washington, who looked quite va-va-boom in a one-of-a-kind Thakoon for Gap asymmetrical red gown.

Back-up Plan star Jennifer Lopez looked beyond as well, in a sequin-dusted Zuhair Murad Haute Couture gown, while Sarah Jessica Parker looked peachy in a playfully disco number from Halston Heritage, the fashion house for which she serves as creative director.

Btw, Parker narrates the Met’s new exhibit, “American Woman: Fashioning a National Identity,” which the evening highlighted.

But back to the fashion.

Best Dressed Couple honors go to Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale – sorry, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel…but you looked boring. Ditto Taylor Swift – girlfriend, you gotta spice it up every once in a while.

Speaking of couples, Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen, of course, looked the part of Couple I Most Want to Have a Threeway With (my runners-up would be Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson); and Kate Bosworth showed why she’s one of the young’uns with whom I most want to hang out – and whose closet I most want to admire – in a beaded Valentino.

The evening was a most consistently stylish one – thank you for channeling Modern Day Madonna in Gucci, Elizabeth Banks. I think because it didn’t have an out-there theme like in years past.

Too bad January Jones didn’t get the memo, though.

Photo: People.com.

The Hotter Brady Bunch

The hottest couple on Earth, Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen, has welcomed a bouncing baby boy into their family.

The bundle of joy arrived last night. While Brady said the event was “a wonderful experience in my life,” he didn’t reveal a name or his son’s stats at birth.

The child is the first for the Brazilian bombshell. Brady has a 2-year-old son, Jack, with actress Bridget Moynahan.

Congratulations, you two. Now go sign that kid with a baby modeling agency.

Photo:Celebrity-Gossip.net.

The Quarterback, the Bombshell, and the Baby

Tom Brady has confirmed that his übermodel wife Gisele Bündchen is pregnant, so congratulations go to the happy, good-looking couple.

The baby’s due in December.

“I told her...no Sundays,” Brady joked during an interview airing today on SportsCenter and Monday Night Countdown.

Photo: TVGuide.com.

They Did It!

Denial, schmenial.

Congratulations and best wishes go out to the hottest couple alive – sorry, Brangelina – Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen.

The couple reportedly tied the knot yesterday in a “small and intimate” ceremony in Santa Monica, Calif.

Bündchen donned a form-fitting ivory lace strapless gown with a trumpet skirt, scalloped edges, long train (natch), and a floor-length veil (double-natch) with attached handmade satin roses and attached satin headband, all designed by Dolce & Gabbana.

Meanwhile, Brady looked hot (triple-natch) in whatever he wore.

Photo: HollywoodCrap.com.

Update: Because I know you want to know, Tom Brady wore a gray two-button peak lapel pure wool suit made by Ermenegildo Zegna to marry the Brazilian bombshell that is Gisele Bündchen.

You Can Still Hit It

In spite of everything that has been reported, Gisele Bündchen says she is not engaged to Tom Brady.

I say yet.

“I don’t know how people are so creative,” Bündchen recently told Brazilian magazine Caras Gi during São Paulo Fashion Week.

“First they said he proposed to me in a plane. Imagine, it was Dec. 24, Christmas, we were flying to Boston, then there was some champagne and we celebrated the date.

“Ready? Someone deduced I was getting engaged! I received more than 100 e-mails from friends commenting about the proposal. Now there’s a new rumor that he proposed to me on [Jan. 9, in Los Angeles]. I wasn’t even there, how can that be true?”

It truly beats me, but I guess this means they’re both available to flirt with, boys and girls.

The line starts right here.

Photo: UsMagazine.com.

Their Babies Are Going to Be Beyond

Well, it’s official: Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen are engaged. I guess hot people deserve to find each other and be happy, too.

Contrary to rumors, the footballer proposed to the Brazilian bombshell only last Friday. And she said yes, natch.

Congratulations and best wishes.

Urgh.

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Hey Girl (You Are Beautiful)

File this one under You Just Had To Know: Brazilian bombshell Gisele Bündchen has become the latest face of Max Factor, which will celebrate its 100th anniversary in 2009.

She replaces Carmen Electra, who’s had a three-year run with the company.

Look for the Bündchen-starring ColorGenius Face Collection campaign this fall.

Sooo pretty!

Photo: People.com.

Sexy Girl

Gisele Bündchen is on the cover of the new issue of GQ.

And I’m telling you this because….

No reason – she’s hot and sexy. And I likey.

I’m going to tell you “One More Time.” (That song reminds me of her so much.)

Gisele Bündchen is on the cover of the new issue of GQ.

Photo: Men.Style.com.

Work!

Now, this is what I’m talking about.

Linda Evangelista, Naomi Campbell, Gisele Bündchen, and Amber Valletta were but four of the supermodels who strutted down the runway at John Galliano’s Fall/Winter 2008 Christian Dior Haute Couture Collection show in Paris earlier this month.

H-O-T, people. H-O-T.

Photo: TMZ.com.