Never Wished I Was a Bed Before...

Michael Fassbender’s performance in the full-frontal-happy Shame sure has grabbed people’s attention, huh.

That’s because it’s big.

The size of his talent, I mean.

Fassbender’s performance surely will earn him a well-deserved Oscar nomination tomorrow morning, but it’s been his penis that has had everyone’s tongue wagging the past few days. Everyone from George Clooney to yours truly has had an opinion on the matter. And could we ignore it? After all, it begs to be addressed.

And those teasetastic powers that be at W magazine know just that – why else feature the It Actor in such a fantastic way in its latest issue, all bare on a bed...looking like hot, sexy s---.

The things that go through my mind when I see this picture....

(Down, boy.)

Photo: Towleroad.com.