Seriously?

Page Six reported last week that Lindsay Lohan (soon to be seen in countless gossip shows, tabloids, and Bobby) was “recently whacked by the mean-spirited tongue of Nicky Hilton, who's squarely in sister Paris' camp in the ongoing Paris-Lindsay feud.”

The gossip page claimed the younger Hilton went over to La Lohan – with Brandon Davis in tow – at a Teen Vogue party in L.A. and bellowed, "Let's make up. We don't want to fight anymore…firecrotch! Hahahahahaha!"

I don’t think I’ve read anything more hilarious (and ridiculous) in the past few weeks.

Photo: The Weinstein Company (Bobby).