2005: The Year in Review
Oh, 2005 – I liked you so.
Lagging box office and behind-the-scenes antics notwithstanding (on-set shenanigans of every kind, Russell Crowe’s phone throwing, Tom Cruise’s spinning out of Cruise Control), 2005 was actually quite good.
So here’s a review of the year that was. Happy 2006!
Truest Tagline: Rent’s No Day But Today
Cheekiest Poster: The Family Stone
Best Poster: (tie) The 40-Year-Old Virgin and Walk the Line
Best Fight: King Kong vs. several V. rexes, bigger and meaner evolutions than T. rexes (King Kong)
Sexiest Fight: Brad Pitt vs. Angelina Jolie (Mr. and Mrs. Smith)
Best Chemistry: Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson (Wedding Crashers)
Sexiest Duo: Daniel Craig and Sienna Miller (Layer Cake)
Everyone Should See It (When It Comes Out on DVD): In Her Shoes
Everyone Should Have Seen It (But Wasn’t Released in Movie Theaters): Madonna’s I’m Going To Tell You A Secret
You Should Be Sorry You Missed It (But I Forgive You): (tie) Layer Cake and Serenity
Some TV Shows Do Deserve the Big Screen Treatment: Serenity (based on the brief Firefly)
Others Not So Much: Bewitched, The Dukes of Hazzard
Best Props: The shoes of In Her Shoes
Best Costumes: Memoirs of a Geisha
Not As Arresting As Her Costumes: Jessica Simpson in The Dukes of Hazzard
Most Villainous: Cillian Murphy (Batman Begins, Red Eye)
Biggest Scene-stealer: Wedding Crashers’s Isla Fisher
So Didn’t Quite Fit In: Batman Begins’ Katie Holmes
Best Line Delivery: Reese Witherspoon's "Baby, baby, baby, baby..." as June Carter in Walk the Line
Best Comeback: Batman (Batman Begins)
Best Show of Skin: (tie) Jake Gyllenhaal in Jarhead and Garrett Hedlund in Four Brothers
Sexiest Man Alive Indeed: Matthew McConaughey (Sahara)
Hot: Jessica Alba’s leather chaps-and-bra and lasso bar top dance (Sin City)
Not: Paris Hilton on film, death scene notwithstanding (House of Wax)
Biggest Crowd-pleaser: March of the Penguins
Most Riveting: Documentaries (Mad Hot Ballroom, March of the Penguins, Murderball)
Most Popcorn: Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Guiltiest Pleasure: Herbie: Fully Loaded
Loveliest Classic Adaptation: Pride & Prejudice
Loveliest Contemporary Adaptation: Shopgirl
Most Underrated: Prime
Musical MVP: Composer Danny Elfman (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride)
Sweetest MVPs: The mentally challenged actors in The Ringer
Hooray For: Domino’s Mo’Nique
Best On-Set Shenanigan: Brangelina (Mr. and Mrs. Smith)
No one Cared About This One: The supposed rivalry between Jennifer Lopez and Jane Fonda (Monster-in-Law)
Having the Best Year Ever: Penguins (Madagascar, March of the Penguins)
Wishing She Was a Penguin: Jennifer Aniston (Brangelina; Derailed flopped)
Most Disappointing: (tie) Elizabethtown and movie musicals (Rent, The Producers)
Way Too Hyped For My Taste: Brokeback Mountain
Can't Get Enough – Female: (tie) Elizabeth Banks (Heights, The 40-Year-Old Virgin) and Keri Russell (The Upside of Anger)
Can't Get Enough – Male: Daniel Craig (Layer Cake)
Most Promising: Dakota Fanning (War of the Worlds)
Breakthrough Performance – Female: Rachel McAdams (Wedding Crashers, Red Eye, The Family Stone)
Breakthrough Performance – Male: Steve Carell (The 40-Year-Old Virgin)
Most Deserving of Getting to the A-List: Terrence Howard (Crash, Hustle & Flow, Four Brothers)
The Best Film I Failed To See and Review: The Squid and the Whale
Best Indie Ensemble: Heights (Glenn Close, Elizabeth Banks, Jesse Bradford, James Marsden, John Light)
Best Mainstream Ensemble: The Family Stone (Claire Danes, Diane Keaton, Rachel McAdams, Dermot Mulroney, Craig T. Nelson, Sarah Jessica Parker, Luke Wilson)
Best Supporting Actresses: Amy Adams (Junebug), Diane Keaton (The Family Stone), Shirley MacLaine (In Her Shoes), Scarlett Johansson (Match Point), Michelle Williams (Brokeback Mountain)
Best Supporting Actors: Kevin Costner (The Upside of Anger), Matt Dillon (Crash), Paul Giamatti (Cinderella Man), William Hurt (A History of Violence), Andy Serkis (King Kong)
Best Actresses: Joan Allen (The Upside of Anger), Felicity Huffman (Transamerica), Gwyneth Paltrow (Proof), Naomi Watts (King Kong), Reese Witherspoon (Walk the Line)
Best Actors: Philip Seymour Hoffman (Capote), Terrence Howard (Hustle & Flow), Viggo Mortensen (A History of Violence), Joaquin Phoenix (Walk the Line), David Strathairn (Good Night, and Good Luck)
Best Screenplays: A History of Violence (Josh Olson), Capote (Dan Futterman), Crash (Paul Haggis and Bobby Moresco), Good Night, and Good Luck (George Clooney and Grant Heslov), Match Point (Woody Allen)
Best Directors: Woody Allen (Match Point), George Clooney (Good Night, and Good Luck), David Cronenberg (A History of Violence), Paul Haggis (Crash), Peter Jackson (King Kong)
10 Best Films of the Year: (in alphabetical order)
A History of Violence
Capote
Crash
Good Night, and Good Luck
Hustle & Flow
In Her Shoes
King Kong
Match Point
The Upside of Anger
Walk the Line
Photos: Columbia Pictures (Rent); Sony Pictures Classics (Layer Cake); Columbia Pictures (Memoirs of a Geisha); Dimension Films (Sin City); DreamWorks (Madagascar); DreamWorks (Red Eye); Universal Pictures (Cinderella Man); Universal Pictures (King Kong).
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