I am...so happy...for Matt Bomer.
And, yeah...totally kinda completely bummed for all of us who enjoy picturing ourselves with him.
See, the Normal Heart star has revealed that he is a married man.
Yes, no joke: Bomer, evidently, told the new issue of Details – which he covers...and which I knew I shoulda read (instead of sleeping) on the plane last week – that he and his longtime main man (and co-parent), publicist Simon Halls, actually got married back in 2011.
How refreshingly not like Kimye, huh. There really is no need to make a show of it if you do not want or have to.