That Cristiano Ronaldo.... What...a guy.
I mean, he obviously really wants you to pick up the latest issue of Spanish Vogue, doesn’t he.
And he knows the bestest way to get your attention is to bare it almost all (thank goodness his modesty’s strategically covered by his gf, model Irina Shayk).
Now I know there’s a FIFA World Cup coming up, but, I mean.... Why so invested in getting people to fetch the mag?
Like, he must own stock or som’in’.