Monday, August 19, 2013

Behold the Skars-cock

He’s the man with the Skars-gaze that kills, and now Alexander Skarsgård has unleashed his Skars-cock on the world.

Oh yeah – Blatant Objectifying Alert! (With spoilers.)

After six seasons of teasing us with various shots of his fantastic naked body on HBO’s True Blood, the (H-O-T) Swede finally gave us a peek at his family jewels thanks to some glorious full frontal on the show’s season finale last night, which saw his Eric Northman, running on godly blood, seemingly burn to a crisp somewhere on a snowy mountain.

But did our favorite bad-boy fanger ever really meet the True Death?

I don’t think so, son.

If memory serves, Bill (Stephen Moyer) met the sun once, and Sookie (Anna Paquin) saved him and nursed him back to unlife. Last we saw Pam (Kristin Bauer van Straten), she was leaving Tara’s (Rutina Wesley) side at Merlotte’s Bellefleur’s to go find her maker. Surely as soon as she feels the heat turning on Eric she will rush to his side and burn with him. Or, more than likely, save him somehow.

I refuse to believe Eric is gone, y’ see, more than anything because I can’t believe Skarsgård is done with True Blood. It would, indeed, be quite a way for him to go, but I just don’t think the character is done wreaking his own brand of havoc on Bon Temps.

By Lillith he cannot be!

#truebloods7 cannot get here soon enough with answers to this and the finales other big question (the one regarding the arrival of what I have dubbed the zombie vampers).

Photo: BeastsOfMan.tumblr.com.

Update: In case you needed the confirmation, Alexander Skarsgård will be back on the show next season.

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