Can I See Some Headlines, Please?

In the spirit of gender and expectations equality, I should anticipate cover stories on all tabloids on how fat formerly chiseled 300 star Gerard Butler has gotten.

Butler let is all hang out while on vacation in Barbados last weekend, and yet, I haven’t seen or read a single item about how scandalous it is that he’s let himself chunk.

I’m just sayin’.

Photo: People.com.